Day 12 of the Intrusion

Sorry for the decline in posts recently. I have been doing my research on our "friends" the Camels (I looked up the correct spelling, it's C-A-M-E-L not K-A-M-E-L-L).

It appears these guys hail from the Middle East and parts of Central Asia, which explains why they would be in our Christmas package. I'm convinced with each day that passes that they are in fact terrorists or at least not very good guys! In my research I came across some photos. This is what a full-grown camel looks like...

WEIRDEST FREAKING THING!!!

This one looks really big, so our intruders must be runts of the litter or something. And if you're wondering what that monstrous growth is on it's back, it's a hump made of fat!!! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! I get in trouble for humping, yet this guy has one growing out of his back!!! What the hell? What do you even do with it?! And those necks!!! What is up with that? They're all long and crap! I'M SO CONFUSED AND TERRIFIED!!!

Apparently camels can withstand extreme changes in body temperature and consumption of water that would be lethal to many other animals...so basically they are indestructible! I have no idea what we're gonna do. This little guy just sits in small spaces and looks conspicuous...he's probably studying our daily behavior in order to properly attack us.

Look at that smug jerk just sitting next to Mom's guitar! He can't even play!!!

He and his friend are probably just waiting for the perfect opportunity to steal our tasty rawhides, take our delicious antlers, and snatch the guitar! Oh no, I've just had an epiphany...a terrible realization!!! What if these camels are capable of kidnapping?!? Are we certain that Dad is in fact away for work?!? WHAT IF THESE CAMELS HAVE TAKEN OUR FATHER?!? Mom seems to think we have nothing to worry about, but I really think she's just clueless sometimes. I think I should try to contact Dad on my own. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep or nap...ok, I probably will sleep and nap, but I'll be very concerned whenever I'm awake and alert unless I can ensure Dad's safety.

I'll keep you all updated on my progress!
Woof woof and cheers!
Sippi