AHHHHH!!!!

You guys, Sippi here. Well, it's happened...there is a rodent in the house!!!! THERE'S A MOUSE IN OUR HOUSE!!!! Mom seems to think that it's our job to get rid of this dastardly creature, but we've done our research. Mice are disgusting creatures!!! This thing isn't even house trained?!? Little mice turds EVERYWHERE!!! EWWW!!! 

Here's how it went down. Mom let Bärli out to use the restroom last night. I heard a scream, and then they both ran back into the house. Mom was saying stuff like, "Really, now, a mouse", and she was looking at Bärli and me like, "Well, aren't you gonna do something?!" Look here, Mom, we love you, and we'll be here for support, but we are not going to kill that thing. First of all, we don't have hands or opposable fingers, meaning we'd have to use our MOUTHS! BLECH! I'd rather like my butt...ok, not a good analogy...I'd rather eat chocolate than have that thing touch my mouth. Second, what if it crawls on us?! WHAT IF WE GET BIT?!?! I know you said that we are protected from rabies because of those shots, but how can you ever be sure? I'm still convinced that that vet was trying to fulfill some evil torturous fantasy. Regardless, you can never be too careful when it comes to THE rabies. Let's not relive Old Yeller. Third, they have special traps that you can use to catch mice! Believe me, I researched. And they aren't very expensive. I would set them myself, but then we're back to our opposable thumbs issue.

Mom, we love you. When it comes to mice and similar rodents we are cowards, and for that we are sorry. We wish you the best of luck in your mouse hunting venture. 

Operation RDST (Rabid, Disgusting, Small Turding) Rodent has commenced....