Mission Log Update: Operation RDST Rodent

The Rodent has been captured and executed! Target has been acquired, and the mission was a success!!! All the thanks goes to our brave Mom! We should give her a treat!
Woof woof and cheers!
Sippi

Little Humans and Cheez-Its

This morning a little human came to our house for a visit. Our mom and the other human were calling him Paul. I think Paul's human is friends with our mom because they were talking for a long time. I'm not really sure what they were talking about because I was getting a little bored, plus there were all these new toys that needed to be inspected, and there was this high pitched noise coming from this wooden tube that Paul had...he called it a "TRANE WISSLE"?
I had a lot of fun with Paul! Paul was great! His face is right at the perfect kissing height. He likes to run around, which is a lot of fun. Also, he brings snacks!!! Seriously, the bag that his human brought with him had cheez-its and peanuts and this little Santa toy that spit out candy....I wish I had a Santa toy that spit out treats...
Anyway, he also had some toys, which he left here. Not really sure what that means because Mom said they are not for us and we are not allowed to play with them. Maybe Paul will come back?!? MAYBE HE'LL BRING A SANTA THAT SPITS OUT CHEEZ-ITS!?!?!?!
THIS COULD BE SO GREAT!!!!!
Woof woof cheers!








Bärli

I Believe I Can Fly

I used to think that I could not go on
Then my life was wakened by a bird's song
It sounded something like an ugly dove
I really wish to do it some great harm

If I could see it, then I could catch it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I'd fly up high to chase those birds away
Especially pigeons, they're the worst I'd say

I believe I can soar
They'll see me running through that open dooooooor
They will fly for their lives
Because I believe I can fly
I believe I can flyyyy
I believe I can FLLLLYYYYY!!!!!

AHHHHH!!!!

You guys, Sippi here. Well, it's happened...there is a rodent in the house!!!! THERE'S A MOUSE IN OUR HOUSE!!!! Mom seems to think that it's our job to get rid of this dastardly creature, but we've done our research. Mice are disgusting creatures!!! This thing isn't even house trained?!? Little mice turds EVERYWHERE!!! EWWW!!! 

Here's how it went down. Mom let Bärli out to use the restroom last night. I heard a scream, and then they both ran back into the house. Mom was saying stuff like, "Really, now, a mouse", and she was looking at Bärli and me like, "Well, aren't you gonna do something?!" Look here, Mom, we love you, and we'll be here for support, but we are not going to kill that thing. First of all, we don't have hands or opposable fingers, meaning we'd have to use our MOUTHS! BLECH! I'd rather like my butt...ok, not a good analogy...I'd rather eat chocolate than have that thing touch my mouth. Second, what if it crawls on us?! WHAT IF WE GET BIT?!?! I know you said that we are protected from rabies because of those shots, but how can you ever be sure? I'm still convinced that that vet was trying to fulfill some evil torturous fantasy. Regardless, you can never be too careful when it comes to THE rabies. Let's not relive Old Yeller. Third, they have special traps that you can use to catch mice! Believe me, I researched. And they aren't very expensive. I would set them myself, but then we're back to our opposable thumbs issue.

Mom, we love you. When it comes to mice and similar rodents we are cowards, and for that we are sorry. We wish you the best of luck in your mouse hunting venture. 

Operation RDST (Rabid, Disgusting, Small Turding) Rodent has commenced....

OUR MOMMY LOVES KISSES!!! That is all.

2014, here we come!

Well, folks, we decided that 2013 had so much excitement to offer, that we really needed to start keeping a record. Our mom thinks that we are just hilarious, clearly not something we should keep to ourselves. We have a lot on our minds, as many dogs do, and we think it's time to share our thoughts with dogs and humans alike. Be careful of the felines you share this information with, as it's difficult to tell if they are friend or foe. 

We should probably start with some introductions.

I'm Bärli, and I'm probably the coolest dog you'll ever meet...well, besides my little-big brother, Sippi (hehe, I added that little part--Sippi). Anyway, Bärli here, I'm a German Shepherd, I'm 2 1/2 years old, and I love being crazy! Here's a pic of me...I was trying to strike a pose, but Sippi was having camera troubles.

C'mon...that's way too close...back up!

It cannot be that difficult.

Nailed it!

Now it's my turn. My name is Sippi, and despite what my sister thinks, I'm a good photographer. She tries to be all abstract, and I'm little, so sometimes I just need her to calm down and be still! I'm a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, I'm tri-color which is unique (more like weird--Bärli), I'm 4 1/2 years old, and I'm incorrigible! Actually, I really think I'm just a little dog with some attitude, which my mother finds adorable. Here is a picture that my sister took.

What did I tell you? I'm a handsome fella!

Well, we wish everyone the best in 2014! We look forward to sharing all our new adventures with you!!

Woof woof and CHEERS!

Sippi and Bärli